Shit Fishing
when somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a sh-t. this is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.
there are many reasons people do sh-t fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
blocked toilet
somone ate something that the person needed
hunger
“hey john, wanna play some b-ball on sat-rday?”
“i can’t stan, i’m going sh-t fishing with my dad.”
sh-tfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some -n-l intercourse. this can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. to be a sh-tfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good sh-tfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
a successful sh-tfisher is often heard to yell “i’ve got a bite” midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
mark: “hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah”
juan: “only if you come sh-tfishing with me”
mark: “but i only catch obese fish”
juan: “more to fill your plate with -intolerable wink-“
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