shit friends
sh-t friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their sh-ts. sh-t friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a compet-tive spirit. they see taking sh-ts as a sport. this continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. these types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their sh-ts.
greg: why the f-ck is someone sending you pictures of their sh-ts?
scott: oh, thats just seth, we’re sh-t friends.
(later in the day…)
scott: dude that was a huge sh-t bro!!!
seth: its that protein sahn.
scott: did you get that pic of mine?? it looked like a d-ck ‘n b-lls!!! lol!
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