shit hands
sh-t hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. a similar incident known as “sh-t cat” occures in the home.
karl: man, what’s that smell?
janet: well, the bathroom was fresh out of t.p., so now i have sh-t hands.
karl: it happens. f-ck.
when you go to wipe your -ss and either a) the toilet paper you’ve chosen to use fails resulting in sh-t all of your hand. b) said toilet paper does not exist or c) somehow sh-t actually finds it way onto your hand.
also related: p–p thumb (which is a lessor case of above – sh-t hand)
i was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so i have a severe case of sh-t hand right now.
ever have p–pthumb? well i have sh-t hand, that is a whole other list of problems.
what happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the p–penshaff.
i had angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to j-zz so i pulled out and blew all over her back, now i have sh-thands.
to have sh-t on one’s hand.
hey adam, what’s wrong? i have sh-thand…this filthy wh-r- just sh-t on my hand.
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