shit helmet


when one removes his p-n-s from an -ss and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his p-n-s.
when sarah asked me to f-ck her in the -ss, i didn’t realize it was an invitation for a sh-t helmet. i guess i found out the hard way.
(noun) when a lover dumps a cleveland steamer on the other lover’s head, usually by request.
come on baby, give me sh-t helmet.

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