Shit hemorrage


(verb) to have a “sh-t hemmorage” refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.
as in:
“dude, when i saw that paper, i almost had a sh-t hemmorage!”

or

“that was soo cool! i swear i had a sh-t hemorrage!”

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