Shit Hitter


someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

very similar to a sh-t & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
mcdonald’s had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the sh-t hitters coming off of i-5 on their long b-mpy car rides to b-ttf-ck egypt.

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