Shit House Polio


conditon making one’s legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
i spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. with the worst case of sh-t house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

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