shit i farted
2. an exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted sh-t.
1. a phrase used to refer to something that came out your -sshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. what’s that smell?
-oh sh-t i farted, sorry.
1a. hey bro, wanna watch oprah?
-i’d rather eat sh-t i farted.
1b. what’s that she’s wearing on her head?
-i dunno, looks like sh-t i farted
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