Shit In A Quilt

a poorly made version of ‘pigs in a blanket’, usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.
-“hey mom, what’s for dinner?”
-“i didn’t have time to make dinner, so here’s some sh-t in a quilt.”

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