shit in a tray merchant


british slang for any fast food outlets such as kfc, mcdonalds, burger king, as well as kebab shops etc.

name obviously due to the bullsh-t that these ‘restaurants’ serve as food.
‘out the club about three, to the take-away/
the sh-t in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly’

the streets- geezers need excitement

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