shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast
when somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
hey rand, instead of getting mrs. b-tterworth thick n’ rich® i decided to save some money and get this new great value brand™!
well nance you cant just sh-t in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
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