Shit in his Mess Kit

mess kit – a collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

sh-t in ones mess kit – military term meaning “to f-ck oneself over”. who in there right mind would sh-t in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
jarhead: wow! bob really sh-t in his mess kit when he told the sergeant jones he was a no load limp d-ck.
other jarhead: yup…he is f-cked!

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