mess kit – a collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
sh-t in ones mess kit – military term meaning “to f-ck oneself over”. who in there right mind would sh-t in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
jarhead: wow! bob really sh-t in his mess kit when he told the sergeant jones he was a no load limp d-ck.
other jarhead: yup…he is f-cked!
an adjective describing a man with a tiny c-ck. also a way to make fun of him. “ha ha dad you are such a shmecktastical f-ggot…”
a b-ss-like sound, that sounds like any of the following: – the sound of a pedestrian being hit by a car – a funky b-ss-line – the repet-tive sound of a heartbeat an apparel and gift company in cambridge, ma, called “thoomp!” was named after the onomatopoeic “thoomp” sound. thoomp!’s company logo (www.thoomp.com) suggests the […]
a term used when someone does their best thinking while drinking guy: “hey dude, ever ask yourself what is the meaning to life?” dude: “yes, but i usually need to have a few libations first, that is when i do my best thinking.” guy: “i feel you, thrinking is sometimes the best approach to answer […]
- Layzous Disorderous
it’s the “doctor” term for the lazy disorder. yeah, it exists, what do you think? ahaha! person 1: hey did you do your home works already? person 2: no. person 1: why? person 2: because i have l.d. person 1: what’s that? person 2: layzous disorderous. it’s for people who are so lazy it becomes […]
disease of uncontrollable lying chad has a serious case of liabetious…