shit in my momma’s dick


to sh-t in your mom’s p-n-s.

usually causes s-xually transmitted diseases.

one would normally be told to kys when this act is committed.
man 1: aw man, i sh-t in my momma’s d-ck last night!

man 2: you’re f-cking r-t-rded. go kys.

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