Shit In My Wheaties
a big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade
comparable to p-ss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties
telling me he wasn’t single just totally shat in my wheaties.
i could tell him i sold the car already, but i’d feel guilty just sh-tting in his wheaties.
you look like somebody just sh-t in your wheaties, son!
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