shit in the oatmeal
pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.
tends to portray totally f-cking up someone’s blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios — however the act of finding a t-rd in one’s oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
what the h-ll was he thinking with that presentation?? jesus-f’ing-christ, he really sh-t in the oatmeal this time — and wiped his -ss with the omellete!!
all they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game — they really sh-t in the oatmeal that game.
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