shit itch


the itch your -n-s gets if you haven’t wiped properly after doing a poo
“man, i have to go take a shower, i’ve got the worst sh-t itch”

“why are you scratching your -rs-, have you got worms?”
“no, its just sh-t itch”
used to describe anything that is very annoying.
that really makes my sh-t itch!
a scratch to the -ss due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.
“i was standing outside the club when i had a sh-t-tch, man that sh-t was embar-ssing but i had to do it.”
a person or situation that is so irritating, aggravating or annoying it makes your sh-t itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a t-rd inside you -sshole
dave is so f-cked, he makes my sh-t itch!

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