Shit Machine


negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make sh-t.
“ugh, i guess you need a new diaper, sh-t machine.”
a useless person, a “waste of sp-ce”, who consumes resources but produces nothing but sh-t.
that guy’s useless – he’s a real sh-t machine!
a person who sh-ts so much it is just like a factory for sh-t
people: hey look it’s the sh-t machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.
(noun) one who sh-ts very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time… even after you spray lysol or oust…
hey what’s that smell?

oh sorry, it’s my dad… he’s a sh-tmachine.

did you spray any oust?

no, it doesn’t help anyway.
1. a general term for someone who is an annoying douchebag.
“hey, that girl just slapped me!”
“whoa, what a little sh-t machine!”

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