Shit map
the stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
similar to the map of china, it can resemble any geographical land m-ss, from africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the philippines (an explosion of fecal debris).
an obvious outcome (lol!) of dutch coughs, belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
john had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he’d made a cl-ssic sh-t map of india in his shorts!
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