shit mask
a sh-t mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a sh-t mask
person1: hey, how old are you?
person2(30): i’m 52
person1: what’s your secret?
person2: i use a sh-t mask
person1: a sh-t mask?
person2: yea, it’s when you take a sh-t in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it’s disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(if this person actually sh-ts in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only sh-t in their hand, still worth it.)(if they do partake in this sh-t mask, and confront you, tell them “you do look younger, with that sh-t on you, you look around 2 years old”)…
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