Shit Mate
callum blair
when you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a sh-t mate!
sh-t mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.
michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
ashleigh: sh-t mate
1. someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.
2. the member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.
homie 1- yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
homie 2- no sh-t hes just a sh-tmate.
homie 1- you got issues g.
a friend that bails on plans.
a designated drive that ends up drinking.
a person that moves cities for no apparent reason
a close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
you are a sh-t mate
when two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. navy. replaces “shipmate” with “sh-tmate.”
-word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled-
“well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, sh-tmates!”
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