shit mist
when you fart around the t-rd that is locked and loaded in your colon. typically lingers for several minutes.
tommy dropped some sh-t mist in science lab today. my gl-sses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.
a fart that is so overwhelmingly pungent it makes the air dense with stench particles.
person 1: “did you fart?” person 2: “why?”
person 1: “i think i need a gas mask, i could cut the air like cake!!!”
person 2: “ha ha ha… sh-t mist!”
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