Side whore
someone who takes all the sides from the table and doesn’t leave any for anyone else at the table.
g-d mary is such a side wh-r- we had some kfc yesterday and she took all the mashed potatoes for herself. g-d she is such a side wh-r-!
a male or female who engages in all kinds of s-x acts with people who are married or in a ltr. these s-x acts take place only during times when the married or taken individual has a few minutes to spare. side-wh-r-s perform grimy acts that are usually quick and performed in places like, alleys, hallways, bas-m-nts, workplace bathrooms ect. and all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few lunches, and dd coffee.
a. what the h-ll is that smell?
b. eww! that’s this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his side-wh-r-s.
nah, i would never leave him/her for you, your just a side-wh-r-.
don’t get it twisted, i’m not cheating on you with your cousin, you can’t cheat on a side-wh-r-.
a. (talking to receptionist at work), if my wife/husband calls me tell them i’m with a customer, if the boss asks where i am, tell him i went to pick up my kids from school.
b. where you going?
a. to go see my side-wh-r-.
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