Shit Mister
a person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid sh-t on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorkn-bs, water tank levers, someone’s keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom…
sh-t mist recipe:
– 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
– 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there’s something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
– 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
combined and shake well…you are now a sh-t mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
late last night, i sprayed the doorkn-bs at work, and became, a sh-t mister.
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