shitty fucking
sh-tty f-cking is like t-tty f-cking, but before you proceed to push the t-ts together and t-tty f-ck them, you sh-t in the cleavage. once you are done you make your partner lick the sh-t off you d-ck.
t-tties that are right for sh-tty f-cking are called sh-tties.
“dude eric how was becky in bed.”
“awesome, her sh-tties were perfect. i sh-tty f-cked her all night long. sh-tty f-cking is the best feeling in the world. i still have some sh-t left over on my d-ck though. she doesn’t have a very big tongue. it was suprising too because my d-ck is only two inches long when erect.”
“nice”
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