shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put sh-t in your mouth
a sh-t monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine
a sh-t that is so m-ssive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. the longer the sh-tmonster brews the stronger it grows. a key ingredient to the sh-tmonster is p-ss that has acc-mulated from other roomates over the days. the sh-tmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the sh-tmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded sh-tmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. it is imperative that the creator of the sh-tmonster extols the final blow and slays the sh-tmonster.

originally discovered at the george washington university, the worlds first sh-tmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. it is unknown if it is the first actual sh-tmonster or the first recorded. warning: some sh-t monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
i can’t be too sure guys, but i may have just layed a sh-tmonster in the toilet.
“sh-tmonster” a stinking most probally old man who is surrounded by the smell of sh-t and dresses like a tramp and is just in a bad state
oh my god that old geezer is a sh-t monster look at him urgh!
person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of sh-t stains all over the bowl. when the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the sh-t stains.

the person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. the smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.
omg don’t let that girl use your toilet, she’s a sh-t-monster!!

looks like the sh-t-monster has struck again!!