Shit n’ Ditch
sh-t n’ ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you ‘do your duty’. it’s just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you’re not going to buy anything. sometimes you can’t use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. this would be considered an unsuccessful sh-t n’ ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. “dude where were you?”
“sorry, i did a sh-t n’ ditch in the chipotle across the street.”
“oh ok.”
2. “hey is there a restaurant around here? i need to do a quick sh-t n’ ditch.”
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