Shit noob


an individual so utterly n00b that the prefix sh-t must be attached first to ill-strate their absolute sh-ttiness.

note: must be pr-nounced as a singular word
“you’re a sh-tnoob”
“oi sh-tnoob”
a phrase commonly used by germans on halo 3. the ph-rs- means that you are a noob and you are sh-t.it is pr-nounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
hey blue team, you are a sh-t noob.
your mum was a sh-t noob in bed last night.
shut up sh-t noob

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