shit off a shovel



very fast.

in the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would sh-t on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. as the shovel had coal dust on it, the sh-t did not stick. interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
a motorcyclist in a collision. he shot off his bike like sh-t off a shovel.

that car is fast it goes like sh-t off a shovel.

an orange vw caravanette, with subaru impreza 2l engine, went like sh-t off a well greased shovel.

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