shit on the bitch
idiom; american vernacular, likely of texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. the cognitive dissonance of a redneck. most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. may also be used as a prescription to said problem.
“sometimes you gotta just sh-t on the b-tch”
“and then her deadbeat ex straight up served her with papers and all’s i could say was that that was some sh-t on the b-tch right there”
“no, no, no, not that one, jimmy! h-ll, don’t you know nothin’ about fixing trannies. get over her, lemme show you, you put that sh-t on the b-tch, yeah, right there, son.”
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