shit pancake
when a girl takes a sh-t on your stomach, and then uses that -ss to smear the sh-t all around. she then repeats this process until your entire stomach is caked in sh-t, shaped like a pancake. she then p-sses on it(adding the maple syrup), then you both eat it together. usually performed while one of you is dressed like an eskimo, and the other like jabba the hut.
in 1928, a jewish woman refused to give hitler a sh-t pancake. he vowed to get back at her somehow.
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