shit parachute
using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one’s sh-t while in a public restroom.
sally: “i really need to take a sh-t, but i don’t want to use the public restroom. everyone will hear me.”
frank: “no worries. just make a sh-t parachute for it.”
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