shit pinner
the byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones -n-s with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (-ssuming he/she is a standing wiper). the spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
when alice wipes, it sounds like she’s refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. the worst part however, is the smattering of sh-t pinners she leaves in the stall.
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