shit pipe

when you are f-cking (piping) a girl and she is sh-tting.
man she’s so fine, i’d sh-t pipe that b-tch.
referring to the -n-s, or “b-tt hole”
he was tired of the p-ssy, so he f-cked her up the “sh-t pipe”.
the human or animal colon, used in the storage and release of feces.
1.”i was hurting so bad, so i went to the toilet and emptied my sh-tpipe.” 2.”yeah i heard she likes it in the sh-tpipe”
the lower intestinal tract, including the r-ct-m and -n-s, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one’s undergarments.
as a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the sh-tpipe, but i’m still working on her …
often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!
“spread my sh-tpipe and f-ck my -rs- till i bleed”

“that b-tch got rimmed on the sh-tpipe”
grant wilkinson, e.g to take it up the -n-s.
i’d love to put it up her sh-t pipe.

i’d tear her a new sh-t pipe.
little gl-ss pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(sh-t, tweak) out of.
me (to store clerk): hey can i get an oil burner?
clerk: yes.. (shows up 2 different kinds of sh-t pipes)
me: nah, let me get the skinner one please.
clerk: okay, that will be 5 dollars.
me: –thinks to self–….f-ck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the sh-t taste no bueno!

note: f-ckin’ stay away from the sh-t man, trust. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain’t even sh-t, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and cr-p that ameturs made and think is meth.
a large pipe that delivers ibs-induced sh-t from the house to the bay.
oh d-mn, the sh-t pipe is backed up again.