Shit Pistol
a water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
not a recommended course of action in many circ-mstances.
1: “man, i cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the sh-t pistol”
2: “hey! that lady just hit my car and drove off, i’m gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my sh-t pistol.”
sh-t pistol = idiot,-ss hat,r-t-rd etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.
brandon : look at those sweet graphics
brandon : -strokes teh pixels-
callum : dewd
callum : graphics suckzorz
brandon : dude
brandon i wrike
brandon : f-ck you
brandon : lol
brandon : you sh-t pistol
brandon : roflfamo
callum : roflfmao !
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