shit rape
v. to engage in the act of rape by taking a sh-t then raping the victim with it.
sergeant steamer: “please tell me ma’am, what exactly happened to you last night?”
sh-t rape victim: “well, i was sound asleep in bed, and i was awakened by the strong smell of feces. when i turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of sh-t approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. he then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so i did as he said. he then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of sh-t in my v-g-n-, my -sshole and then in my mouth….until he became so excited that he came all over my face.”
sergeant steamer: “can you identify the piece of sh-t that violated you in the line up we’ve -ssembled?”
sh-t rape victim: “i’ll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and i didn’t get a good look….maybe if i was able to smell them too, i could easily identify this perpetrator.”
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