Shit Ride


a f-ckin car that is always breaking down in the middle of the city and you gotta sh-t so you go in the back seat in a bag because there is no f-ckin sh-t house in site and to many people around then after that you have a sh-tbag to get rid of what a f-ckin sh-t ride
car- sh-t ride won’t f-ckin start feel sh-t coming on jump in back seat grab wal-mart bag and sh-t away use spare taco bell napkins….
sh-tty, worthless, unworthy, bunk, cr-pola, lame, etc.
“d-mn bro, these headphones are sh-tride”

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