Shit Rod


a car that has seen better days, yet inexplicably still runs and functions to some capacity. it is ussually in a state of poor condition.
me: “jeez, mike you ought to get rid of that piece of sh-t.” mike: “dude? this sh-t rod still works! why replace what hasn’t disintegrated completely?” me: “but it’s returning to nature!” mike: “oh well.”

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