shit rolls up hill


a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a cr-ppy car.
( playing on the phrase ‘sh-t rolls down hill’ )
tommy; ‘well, whattaya know!?!’
ed; ( climbing out of his suzuki samurai ) ‘huh? what’s that?’
tommy; ‘sh-t rolls up hill!’
ed; ‘eat a dog-log ya jerk!’
tommy; ‘ba-hahahahahahahaha!’

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