shit & run
ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs …
bobby: what do you want to do tonight?
jimmy: lets sh-t & run at marias house
bobby: lets do it
later maria opens her door
maria: ahhhh what the f-ck is this thing ahhhhhh … mmm tastes good…
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