Shit Sandwich
a desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.
there was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. we were in a genuine sh-t sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.
a bad situation.
“it’s one big sh-t sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.”
a way of giving cr-ppy news to someone.
the news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.
hey man, i saw your lovely sister last night, shame she was being spit roasted by your dad and his bro, your mum looked happy though….
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