shit sheriff
a sh-t sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you’re dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. the sh-t sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.
i wish the sh-t sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my -n-l explosion.
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