shit shivers


that tingly,goose-b-mpy feeling you get when a particularly robust t-rd rounds “cape corn” in your colon and scr-pes against your spine.
i was pinchin’ a loaf this morning and a m-ssive loggerhead t-rd gave me a case of the sh-t shivers
reaction caused by waiting too long to take a sh-t. usually results in an explosion.
hurry up! i’m getting the sh-t shivers!
the shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. this is followed by gooseb-mps, a flexed b-tthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.
viktor: dude, are you okay? you’re shaking pretty badly.
tim: yeah, dude i’m fine i just got the sh-t shivers.
the shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. like cold shiver but much more satisfying. in fact, very similar to a p-ss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.
man, i hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. hey, but at least i got to enjoy the inevitable sh-t shiver.
when you have to take a hardcore sh-t and you get shivers
frank: hey fred why was that guy cold its like 100 degrees
fred: he wasn’t cold he just had the sh-t shivers

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