shit shmear


when you are sweaty and taking a sloppy sh-t, you attempt to wipe your -ss upon explosive completion; however your -ss pit is so d-mn soupy that even sweat wipes won’t cut it. your first attempt to wipe your -ss only smears your sh-t around your b-hole, worsening the situation.
bro, i just dropped a dang old sloppy joe in the commode and when i tried to wipe my -ss, it totally resulted in a sh-t shmear.

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