shit shrapnel


a high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. the result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
f-ck it… i was str-mm-ng the long gr-ss in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of cr-p that i did not see. i have hit a steaming pile and i have been hit by the resulting sh-t shrapnel. it is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like i have a thousand brown freckles. it f-cking stinks and i think i may have got some in my mouth…

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