Shit Slapping
the act of sh-tting into a rubber glove (i’m talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
“you’re about to get yourself sh-t slapped”
“i’m bored, anyone want to go with me to sh-t slap small children and their mothers at the park?”
“you worthless waste of skin, i’m going to sh-t slap you into a coma!”
“anyone on aim wanna c-m over and give me a real good sh-t slapping? i’m so wet for you”
“when the paperboy asked for a tip, i sh-t slapped him”
“we should totally start an underground sh-t slapping fight club! that’d so sooo tight dude. totally”
“the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and sh-t slapped it to death”
the act of b-m rushing a f-cker on the toilet and slapping the sh-t out of them….
mom ask’s why im home so early from school? my reply… i got suspeneded for sh-t slapping andrew brown in the bathroom!
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