Shit Slips
a sh-t slip is when you are wiping your b-m, and you don’t use enough toilet paper. this causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your b-m.
“jimmie, why are you taking so long in there?” “sorry mum i sh-t slipped.”
a reactionary phrase you might let out when someone tells you about their misfortune.
“i got my report card… seems like after all those hours of studying, i still failed biology…” “sh-t slips.”
“i was in a car accident this morning, and when i got to work, i got fired for being late… my boss is a douche.” “sorry to hear, bro…sh-t slips.”
#ah t-ts #sh-t sucks #sorry for you #too bad #f-ck
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