shit sniffle
a sniffle used by someone taking a sh-t in a public restroom to -ssert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the sh-t sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the f-ck out so he/she can finish one’s sh-t in peace you d-ck
i was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little b-tch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so i laid out a mean sh-t sniffle to let that p-ssy know he better get the f-ck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he’d never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
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