SHIT, SON
1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say “that sucks, i’m sorry” after someone has told you something truly sh-tteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: “i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage…”
kids friend: “sh-t, son!!!!!”
2)
guy #1: “i’ve had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now i found out that i only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: “sh-t, son.”
3)
little boy: “daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?”
father: “sh-t, son.”
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