shit stained balls


when railing a girl, that does not whipe her -ss good, your b-lls slap against her p–per causing them to get sh-t on them. thus resulting in sh-t stained b-lls
i was pounding the sh-t outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my b-lls were slapping against her b-tthole. man talk about a bad case of the sh-t stained b-lls.
an act of -n-l s-x where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. continued s-xual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire p-n-s and t-st-c-ls of the man. a position usually done in “scat” movies.
jim paid jane $400 extra to give him “sh-tstained b-lls.”
disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your -ss after p–ping, you wipe back to front, spreading said p–p to your b-lls. if done repeatedly, your b-lls will retain a sh-t-esque tint.
no, no, no! front to back, not back to front! are you trying to give me sh-t-stained-b-lls?
while sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally sh-t. as a result from the hard surface the sh-t is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
man 1.dude, last night i went to blow -ss and accidentally sharted all over my b-lls.
man 2. d-mn dude, you had sh-t stained b-lls..
when a b-tch -ss mother f-cker f-cks his stupid b-tch so f-cking hard in the p-ssy from behind so that his hairy f-cking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy -sshole resulting in large amounts of her sh-t spraying in all directions, covering the f-cking b-tch sh-t c-ck -ss mother f-cking c-cksucker’s nut sack in a thick layer of sh-t, most likely due to the fact that the stupid sl-t probably forgot to wipe her f-cking b-tch -ss c-nt wh-r- p-ssy licking f-cktard -sshole last time she took an almighty sh-t.
“last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty sh-t and proceeded to f-ck her from behind, and i ended up with sh-t-stained b-lls.
when you sh-t all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your b-lls all sh-t-stained and smelly.
“when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn’t wipe, so i had sh-t-stained b-lls!”
when one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.
“what’s going on there nelly? your looking a bit green. oh my g-d he shat his pants, he’s got sh-t stained b-lls!”

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