shit stripe
when a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their -n-s across the floor, a sh-t stripe is often left on the floor.
i think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy -ss, sometimes caused by a hard t-rd that stops halfway out. it’s this t-rd which draws the stripe of sh-t across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat’s r-ct-m.
it’s funny as h-ll to see unless it’s your floor.
will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it’s making him constipated and i’m getting tired of cleaning up all the sh-t stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
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